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Sunday, February 26, 2006

It was supposed to be spent at the KTV.. but well.. things happened, situations occured... pple were withheld and.. its left with me and Han at Jian Bing again...
It was really pathetic..

~At my place~

Han: Bro... wah u got 2 bed ah.. so which u sleep on...
Me: Big one...
Han: Oh.. the small one looks too small for u anyway...
Me: ....

Han: Bro.. this pillow quite cool ah
Me: Yah it molds itself into any shape when you rest yourself on it...
Han: Oh so what do you use it for?
Me: What???
Han: As in how the fuck you use it larz...
Me: ANYTHING LAR... Rest hand... rest leg...

Han: Wah bro... is this your home phone? Quite cool ah...
Me: Yah... not bad..
Han: ARGGHHHH I had enough!!! Lets go!!!!!

I realise when guys start talking bout home stuff.. they must be really bored.

We even came up with the debate that... (Or rather I) if kelvin is going home now to sleep (After a day at Sentosa) we are definitely more cool than him... cause we are going for supper...
Well.. it didn't turn out that way.. he sure is goin home ... not alone though. You bloody J!

I suddenly wished I hadn't came back... I suddenly missed Brunei's tranquility.. Oh man.... Singapore is too.. messed up .
Its like in an hour, you must get yourself updated with news like... Dead former P.M, Dangerous contact lenses solution, Man killed by a gun in his own home... and the best... NYP Cheerleader's hp sex.
It's like so much is happening lately in quiet Singapore, that it makes me wonder if it signifies anything?
For one.. since when has firearms been loose in Singapore?

And who forgot to tell me that it is actually normal for teenages to record their erotic scenes on their mobile?
I still remember that when I was in Sec, we only went as far as passing around a very treasured vcd a friend managed to steal from his brother...
Of course when it reached my hand, the cover of the vcd was very... very... dirty and crumpled.
But well at that time only the content mattered.

Imagine now in Sec, its hp clips of the girls you have beded, being circulated!! Oh man...
If this is the way the society is going to change.. I would rather have a son!
Heck.. If I had a sister... I swear I would terrorise all her boyfriends man...

~At door steps~

Me: Who are you.
Guy: Oh here to pick up your sister for movie..
Me: Why? Dunno how to greet me izzit? Dun even know how to say hello izzit?
Guy: Oh.. sorry.. Hello... You are?
Me: Your fucking worst nightmare punk! Empty your pockets... show me your Hp and wallet.
Me: Why got condom in your wallet punk!!! Trying to screw my sister ain't you!!!! You low life son-of-a-bi^ch
Guy: No.. no... its from my friend.. its just a joke.. I'm still a virgin!!!!
Me: Virgin my arse!! I will make you a real virgin for life.. *Kicks in groin*
Guy: Argghhhh... No...... my balls....
Me: Why the fuck do you have camera phone? Trying to record my sister in bed right! You sick pervert.... *Smashes lens off the hp*
Guy (running madly away): ARGHHhhh... he's crazy!!! I am not a pervert...... I can't feel my dick....

~Later at dinner~

Sister: Kor.. Am I ugly?
Me: No.. .why?
Sister: Why all my dates never turn up as promised wan?
Me: Ahyah why you worry? Still young.. can wait wan.....

Too bad... I don't have a sister.. Else I would had been a great brother....